State Of The Union Address Drinking Game: 2019 Edition

The State of The Union Address is scheduled for 9 PM on February 5th, thus begins the planning of the SOTU Drinking Game. The game rules are as follows:

Step 1: Listen to the SOTU Address with WONK-FM. (If you don't want to watch, just drink anyway.)

Step 2: Find a responsible environment to "enjoy" the occasion.

Step 3: Drink anytime you hear the following:

Anytime President Trump does:

• Bragging - Drink
• Mentions of the media - Drink
• "Winning" - Drink
• Infrastructure - Drink
• The Wall - Drink
• Use of misused or made up term - Drink
• Imaginary Statistic - Drink
• Awkward Pause - Drink
• Someone Mentions His Hair - Drink
• Crisis - Drink
• Regulations - Drink
• Mention of Korea - Drink

Anytime the audience:

• Camera shows an unhappy audience member - Drink
• Break for applause but no one claps - Drink
• Walks out mid speech - Drink
• Melania looks completely disaffected - Drink

Anytime you would like to:

• Drink