Step 1: Listen to the SOTU Address with WONK-FM. (If you don't want to watch, just drink anyway.)
Step 2: Find a responsible environment to "enjoy" the occasion.
Step 3: Drink anytime you hear the following:
Anytime President Trump does:
- Bragging - Drink
- Mentions of the media - Drink
- "Winning" - Drink
- Infrastructure - Drink
- The Wall - Drink
- Use of misused or made up term - Drink
- Imaginary Statistic - Drink
- Awkward Pause - Drink
- Someone Mentions His Hair - Drink
- Crisis - Drink
- Regulations - Drink
- Mention of Korea - Drink
Anytime the audience:
- Camera shows an unhappy audience member - Drink
- Break for applause but no one claps - Drink
- Walks out mid speech - Drink
- Melania looks completely disaffected - Drink
Anytime you would like to:
- Drink