Sometimes, you come across something so insane, so ridic, so deranged.....you just gotta subject everyone else to the absurdity. I'm here for ya. If you've got a man with a beard and you're looking to treat him to something special for Valentine's Day (I wish there was a sarcasm font here).....this is it.
Remember how awesome, ahem...ridiculous Beard Ornaments were for Christmas? Well, Firebox is back for Valentine's Day with the Beard Bouquet. Because nothing says romance like a ratty beard with stuff growing in it. They're going with the clever tagline: Why put flowers in a vase when you can put them on your face? I honestly can think of a thousand reasons why....but I digress. I'm thinking if you give him The Beard Bouquet,then he may hit ya back withthis: D*$% in a Box. I'll pass.